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Sunday, April 17, 2011

So I've been thinking.... I wonder how the future is going to look. Will it be all flying cars and aliens and vacuum tubes with people in them? Maybe they'll put "learning" chips in our minds and they'll show us like video tapes through which we soak up all the information we need to know. Maybe it'll be like Minority Report, where the police will have a future-telling system and they'll catch criminals in the act of commiting a crime before they actually commit it. Then again if they do that then the population of the world will double and we'll all die of being squished together, and i mean there are aliens also right and we need room for them too otherwise they'll get p-oed and be like "fahn bahtchahs! ahf wah cahn't lave hare, yah cahn't lave hare ahtherrr!!" (that's alien-speak, yeah... i know. They'll sound just like the beverly hills chicks... who knows, maybe those chicks are aliens... better watch out!!) and they'll just blow us all to pieces. Or they'll just exterminate us and then live here in our places. So it's best to just not piss off the aliens (or beverly hills chicks). And then, will the world be all polluted and falling apart where there are sects of psycho crazy independent self-governing people? or will the world be like super-duper clean and find a way to pick up trash as soon as someone drops it? Where will the trash go? Maybe they'll find a way to make it dissappear altogether. like by dropping it in a black hole... or black holes could just lead to another dimension... then we'd have a whole other problem entirely. Maybe bums will be elimated cause there will be a materializing machine, where things can be materialized... like a house or food or furniture. Maybe everyone will be too smart to be bums. Maybe we need bums because if there are too many smart people to work, then there will be too much competition and some will be left with jobs at like mickey dees or atlike ihop even though they're geniuses and maybe some won't be able to find work at all and be bums anyway. Maybe there will be like little cubicle homes where people can sleep at night and there won't be a need for a house for the bums. So they won't just sleep on the streets at night. Maybe the bums will just walk around during the day and discover shit and they'll be like the reason the world is so great then because they'll have like nothing else to do besides ponder shit and then once they figure something out they'll like call the science labs and be like "oh! here's another thing we can improve!" and the whole world will be like yayy!! Maybe the teenagers will get tired of perfection and be like, "ummm... we have teenage angst... so we needa eff something up!!" and they'll start killing people and drink drugged milk in innappropriate clubs and do innappropriate things and call themselves the ultraviolents just like in A Clockwork Orange. Maybe that willhappen a lot and then they'll go to jail, and the scientists will come up with junk to eliminate screwed up minds and evil junk and hypnotize the prisoners to get sick at anything evil. And then everything'll be perfect and no evil and then we'll end up with the same problem as we started out with when we talked about the system that saw crimes before criminals commited them from Minority Report. Then we'd have too many people and the aliens will kill us all. And what about the food? Will we like start eating food through toothpaste tubes like in space? or like sip it up through a cup with a straw? or will that just eliminate the art and joy of cooking and eating? And clothes? Will we all just dress the same but in different colors... like in jumpsuits to make our traveling efficiency easier? or will we lose our individuality by dressing that way. The way we dress is a form of expressing ourselves, correct? That's why there are ridiculous emo people out therewith their skinny jeans and their soup bangs and spiky back ends of hair. And their chains hanging from their pants. And their obtrusive eyeliner. This all shows their teenage angst right? OR the indie people with their long cardigans and classic prints and vintage glasses and shoes. OR like the hoodrats with their flamboyant, tight, revealing neon clothes that totally make their fat stick out in ways that shouldn't be legal, "homie just because i dress like a hooker, doesn't mean i'm a hooker"... but of course we shouldn't assume shit right? because when you assume , you make an ass out of u and me . But then again, you guys make it impossible not to assume and be right. So let's just leave it at that.

Or maybe... now is the future. And all the time we have left is between now and December 21st, 2012. I mean there ARE a shitload of natural disasters going down, aren't there? like tsunamis and earthquakes and what not... And i don't want to hear the bullhonkey about the government keeping it from us... if there was an earthquake going on around us, i'm sure we would feel it... and natural disasters wouldn't avoid us because they don't have a brain of their own so how the hell would the government hide that from us if it just wasn't really happening all that much back then. (People can be so conspiracy-hooked) But we're getting natural disasters here now because something's up. We're getting news of this shit so much more now than how much we used to because it's happening sooo much more... and BAD!! And like we're able to do stem-cell research and recreate body parts we've lost, we're able to clone, we're able to replicate humans, there is a scientist that'sbuilding this thing called a BlueBrain in which he's going to remake the human brain with all of it's neurological impulses and emotional reactors. Of course that's where the soul comes in, but what if the robot they're able to put a condensed BlueBrain into, thinks that it's just like us humans. It'll think it has a soul, too. And isn't the soul what separates us and robots? But if the robot thinks it's us, then can it have a soul, too? I think the point that a human can create another human, will be the end of the world. And the thing is, we're getting so damn close. We aren't even aware of how far technology has gone. We're only now seeing the Microsoft Surface, but it's been around for awhile now. So, if you don't believe in the apocolypse going down in 2012, that's fine... but I think it's safer for us to just assume that it will happen and prepare anyway... if there's a way to escape it at all. But like we can enjoy our lives tothe fullest now, just in case we get to December 21st, 2012 and be like "oh shit! we were wrong! the world IS ending! And we didn't do shit to live it up." Oh and i think technological people think that it could be a techonological apocolypse, meaning a blackout in 2012 for all technology. Or I remember somewhere in something religiously significant, it has been said that once men become women and women become men (http://artsyspot.com/men-that-became-women/ ) and when women overpower the men and men are the minority and there are 50 women to every man, it will be the end of the world. There's sooooo much more detail to that. I'll write about that another time.. It'll be totally controversial... YEAHHEAHEAHH!!! CONTROVERSY SNITCHES!!! haha wow... this has been one long freaking blog post... AND YOU READ IT ALL!! AWESOME!! lol i doubt no one would have read this all.. ridiculous! ohand like if we find a way to not get fat, then everyone will be skinny and that will eliminate their uniqueness and beauty and then people will start thinking being fat is unique and beautiful and people with nice bodies will be considered ugly and common and everyone will wanna fat person for themselves... and then restaurants will be at an all time high and everyone will get fat, then skinny chicks will be at the top of the line again cause they look good in everything they wear and their unique again since everyone's fat. okay i'll stop lol... byeeee.... ttyl....

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