So today was April Fools' Day and it was actually great fun! I pulled TONS of retarded pranks (no offense to those who are retarded... I still accept you... maybe.) I either told people I was lesbian or that I was converting from Islam to Christianity. Perhaps I should be worried that people believed me so readily... but I'll not take this time to ponder such retarded (sorry yet again) ideas. Oh and the nurses at my school are a hoot!
So here's the scoop, last year, these kids, Lex Walla-something something (Wallabee?) and John Shaak, pulled a prank on the Nurses. John Shaak had a knife stuck in his eye with fake blood streaming down his face, and Lex Wallabee was beside him screaming, "You have to help him!! He's gonna die!! Ahhhh!!!" And all the nurses ran freaking out!! And then they were like, "April Fools! hehehe"... Mrs. Branch and Mrs. Schultz thought it was funny, but Mrs. Solomon was super p-oed. So everytime Mrs. Branch saw Lex Whaleblubber in the hallway she was like, "I'm going to get you back before you graduate!!"... So today was the day. We brainstormed on how to play it. We were going to get a cop to pull both of them out of their classes and escort them to the office. The cop would not tell them what they were being suspected of. Then, Mrs. Branch and Mrs. Schultz would be sitting in one of the assistant principle's offices awaiting to announce that Lex Willywonkaand John Shaak had been punked. But, of course, before they could do any of this, they'd have to get parental approval. Luckily, both parents were on board. So they proceeded as planned and all the students in the classes both students were pulled out of were shocked and curious and Lex WaterLilly and John Shaak were freaking out. When they got to the office (the whole office was in on it, too), the main desk lady made them sit apart, and Lex Wannawaddle and John Shaak were like, "Nahhhhh, this is an april fools' joke!" and Mrs. Labonte was like "IT'S NEVER APRIL FOOLS DAY IN THE MAIN OFFICE!" The main desk lady made them sign a statement asking them what they had been doing yesterday morning and they were like asking each other what they had done, and the lady goes, "HEY! you boys can't talk to each other!" and they walked all afraid into the office, and they looked at the nurses all confused. And all the nurses said was, "April Fools' kids"!!!ahahahaha they were yelling all their anger and fear and nervous-ness out. Haha it turns out that John Shaak had weed on him and he was freaking out that they knew. And I had actually suggested that they should tell him that they suspected he had drugs on him and that they should bring him into the nurses office to search him and that would scare him more... lol if they had actually followed my suggestion... he would've been screwed! Sorry John Shaak!!!
Omggg!! and one of my best friends, Lauren Belisle, and her boyfriend, Lewis (idk his last name), came to my restaurant to eat and we had a fun game of seriously gay questions hehehe... i love you guys.
So i've been wanting to punch people... Idk what it is... I just want to punch everyone.. not everyone actually... just certain people... like:
1) people who eat sushi... yall think you're so sophisticated just because you can eat raw fish and what not... and people say their fave food is sushi.. well SHUT UP! liars! who the hell chooses sushi over real food. Ridiculous! (you're probably even some of my friends... just know... i want to punch you.... i still love you... but i want to punch you, just thought you should know)...
2) the people that sit inside the cutout window of the attendance office at school... you think you're soo cool just because you're in a cutout window... I WANNA PUNCH YOU... sorry those of you who work in the attendance office who are my friends... but it's just what i want to do! I can't help it... maybe you shouldn't work there, that would help.
3) little children... they just run around everywhere like little ants... I hate ants. And they think they're so cute! Well I got news for you, yall are... (the one's that aren't ugly) but yall are also incredibly annoying! shut up man! with your tiny, prepubescant voices. BEGONE! and yes i know i have a little baby sister myself but I wanna punch her too! Maybe if yall were all mute then I wouldn't have AS strong of an urge to punch you kids.
4) mexicans... because yall are all so freaking hott and good looking and cool... the rest of the world tries to be like yall but we fall short and completely suck... therefore.. i want to punch yall... then kidnap yall and keep yall in my closet for my own reasons.
5) little babies... (no, they are not in the same league with little kids... they're on a whole different level of annoying) they think they're sooo smooth getting all the girls.
Not that i care. I'm just saying, okay?! Shut up! But yeah ANYWAYS before yall so rudely interrupted me, I was talking about those freaking poser babies... Everytime the president walks around, there are mothers carrying these babies and the presidents always kiss them... well what about the rest of us huh? maybe we wanna be kissed by presidents too... maybe it'll increase our patriotism if we're incredibly desperate... i mean seriously... those babies are sooo selfish... they take all the powerful men away from us citizens. go suck a nipple! (oh come on not an actual nipple... well maybe not... but like a rubber nipple... you know those ones on baby bottles and or keychains or something! idk! shut up.)
6) the rock!... just kidding... i don't want to punch him... he has the eyebrow... he's freaking awesome... how could I ever want to punch him? do I want to die? i mean seriously... he could kill me just by doing the eyebrow thing to me... and i LOVE the eyebrow... no seriously... i love it... and i do smell what the rock is cooking... it smells like awesomeness...and guess what... it is...
7) rebecca black... do i really need to say more? ... wait... actually no... i think people have hated on her enough... i think she's already contemplating suicide... why should i add to that... then again... maybe i should... i AM screwed up like that... rebecca black... your lyrics make my ears bleed... WITH JOY!!! THERE!! does that make you feel better rebecca? it does? you're welcome..
8) People who make sequels to amazing movies... who thought mean girls 2 would be cool? like seriously... that's a classic... a one time awesomeness movie... all the awesomeness was used in the first one... there's none reserved for any other sequel... bring it on... i hated that anyways... but still... it was EVEN worse with the sequels... step up sequels... i'm sorry... i think one movie of dancing was enough... i didn't need to see more... crank? yeah no...oh snap and the mortal kombat sequel!! I was pissed off for a week!
9) i'm done typing... but the list is endless... keep wondering if you're on that list... you'll know when I punch you :)
Waittt!!!! OMGG!!! I was talking to my bro and he got up and I was like "aye! where are you going?!" and he was like "Tomorrow's saturday"... and then I started talking to myself... "and the day after that it's sunday, and yesterday was friday, and before that it was thursday... and two days before that it was tuesday? a month ago it was also friday?" ... i should become the next rebecca black... congrats rebecca... you're my idol :)
So here's the scoop, last year, these kids, Lex Walla-something something (Wallabee?) and John Shaak, pulled a prank on the Nurses. John Shaak had a knife stuck in his eye with fake blood streaming down his face, and Lex Wallabee was beside him screaming, "You have to help him!! He's gonna die!! Ahhhh!!!" And all the nurses ran freaking out!! And then they were like, "April Fools! hehehe"... Mrs. Branch and Mrs. Schultz thought it was funny, but Mrs. Solomon was super p-oed. So everytime Mrs. Branch saw Lex Whaleblubber in the hallway she was like, "I'm going to get you back before you graduate!!"... So today was the day. We brainstormed on how to play it. We were going to get a cop to pull both of them out of their classes and escort them to the office. The cop would not tell them what they were being suspected of. Then, Mrs. Branch and Mrs. Schultz would be sitting in one of the assistant principle's offices awaiting to announce that Lex Willywonkaand John Shaak had been punked. But, of course, before they could do any of this, they'd have to get parental approval. Luckily, both parents were on board. So they proceeded as planned and all the students in the classes both students were pulled out of were shocked and curious and Lex WaterLilly and John Shaak were freaking out. When they got to the office (the whole office was in on it, too), the main desk lady made them sit apart, and Lex Wannawaddle and John Shaak were like, "Nahhhhh, this is an april fools' joke!" and Mrs. Labonte was like "IT'S NEVER APRIL FOOLS DAY IN THE MAIN OFFICE!" The main desk lady made them sign a statement asking them what they had been doing yesterday morning and they were like asking each other what they had done, and the lady goes, "HEY! you boys can't talk to each other!" and they walked all afraid into the office, and they looked at the nurses all confused. And all the nurses said was, "April Fools' kids"!!!ahahahaha they were yelling all their anger and fear and nervous-ness out. Haha it turns out that John Shaak had weed on him and he was freaking out that they knew. And I had actually suggested that they should tell him that they suspected he had drugs on him and that they should bring him into the nurses office to search him and that would scare him more... lol if they had actually followed my suggestion... he would've been screwed! Sorry John Shaak!!!
Omggg!! and one of my best friends, Lauren Belisle, and her boyfriend, Lewis (idk his last name), came to my restaurant to eat and we had a fun game of seriously gay questions hehehe... i love you guys.
So i've been wanting to punch people... Idk what it is... I just want to punch everyone.. not everyone actually... just certain people... like:
1) people who eat sushi... yall think you're so sophisticated just because you can eat raw fish and what not... and people say their fave food is sushi.. well SHUT UP! liars! who the hell chooses sushi over real food. Ridiculous! (you're probably even some of my friends... just know... i want to punch you.... i still love you... but i want to punch you, just thought you should know)...
2) the people that sit inside the cutout window of the attendance office at school... you think you're soo cool just because you're in a cutout window... I WANNA PUNCH YOU... sorry those of you who work in the attendance office who are my friends... but it's just what i want to do! I can't help it... maybe you shouldn't work there, that would help.
3) little children... they just run around everywhere like little ants... I hate ants. And they think they're so cute! Well I got news for you, yall are... (the one's that aren't ugly) but yall are also incredibly annoying! shut up man! with your tiny, prepubescant voices. BEGONE! and yes i know i have a little baby sister myself but I wanna punch her too! Maybe if yall were all mute then I wouldn't have AS strong of an urge to punch you kids.
4) mexicans... because yall are all so freaking hott and good looking and cool... the rest of the world tries to be like yall but we fall short and completely suck... therefore.. i want to punch yall... then kidnap yall and keep yall in my closet for my own reasons.
5) little babies... (no, they are not in the same league with little kids... they're on a whole different level of annoying) they think they're sooo smooth getting all the girls.
Not that i care. I'm just saying, okay?! Shut up! But yeah ANYWAYS before yall so rudely interrupted me, I was talking about those freaking poser babies... Everytime the president walks around, there are mothers carrying these babies and the presidents always kiss them... well what about the rest of us huh? maybe we wanna be kissed by presidents too... maybe it'll increase our patriotism if we're incredibly desperate... i mean seriously... those babies are sooo selfish... they take all the powerful men away from us citizens. go suck a nipple! (oh come on not an actual nipple... well maybe not... but like a rubber nipple... you know those ones on baby bottles and or keychains or something! idk! shut up.)
6) the rock!... just kidding... i don't want to punch him... he has the eyebrow... he's freaking awesome... how could I ever want to punch him? do I want to die? i mean seriously... he could kill me just by doing the eyebrow thing to me... and i LOVE the eyebrow... no seriously... i love it... and i do smell what the rock is cooking... it smells like awesomeness...and guess what... it is...
7) rebecca black... do i really need to say more? ... wait... actually no... i think people have hated on her enough... i think she's already contemplating suicide... why should i add to that... then again... maybe i should... i AM screwed up like that... rebecca black... your lyrics make my ears bleed... WITH JOY!!! THERE!! does that make you feel better rebecca? it does? you're welcome..
8) People who make sequels to amazing movies... who thought mean girls 2 would be cool? like seriously... that's a classic... a one time awesomeness movie... all the awesomeness was used in the first one... there's none reserved for any other sequel... bring it on... i hated that anyways... but still... it was EVEN worse with the sequels... step up sequels... i'm sorry... i think one movie of dancing was enough... i didn't need to see more... crank? yeah no...oh snap and the mortal kombat sequel!! I was pissed off for a week!
9) i'm done typing... but the list is endless... keep wondering if you're on that list... you'll know when I punch you :)
Waittt!!!! OMGG!!! I was talking to my bro and he got up and I was like "aye! where are you going?!" and he was like "Tomorrow's saturday"... and then I started talking to myself... "and the day after that it's sunday, and yesterday was friday, and before that it was thursday... and two days before that it was tuesday? a month ago it was also friday?" ... i should become the next rebecca black... congrats rebecca... you're my idol :)
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